When bae texts u first
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time
This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries.
half my family is asleep but am i still gonna take out the blender and loudly make myself a chocolate milkshake well by gOLLY yes i am
where is the lie