lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

that-nerdfighter:

arisonas:

ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

only a real 15th century kid will get this

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

mexic0la:

I Was a Teenage Hand Model - Queens of the Stone Age

awordoraline:

ABBA - Mamma Mia

Resistance is futile, Dougie. :)

Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything

porkrub:

Is that Lana del ray