college kids going home for break
he had me fooled
me as a professor
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done
these are the people i deal with at school